Grumpy Dog has been searching his whole life for a fuck to give, and hasn't found one. His garden of fucks is barren.
Grumpy Dog hates everybody and everything. He hates me, and he hates you. Yes you, reading this right now.
Grumpy Dog sat in a charity shop for weeks scowling at everyone, and I kept not buying him. It got to where I looked out for him every time I went in there, and I realised that if he ever disappeared I would be sad. So now he lives on a shelf above my desk, frowning disparagingly at everything I do, and my life is all the better for it.
Bought: February 2014
Location: Barnardo's Charity Shop in Oswestry
Price: £4.95
I love his grumpy face so much! Happy blogging my dear xx
ReplyDeleteHe does have a most excellent grumpy face! Thanks lovely, will try to keep it up this time. :) xx
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